Type IV/#Q160: Judy Sarah Strossen

kosher cougar of the most dangerous kind, captured while preparing a Purim feast…during which the Jews celebrate one or another of the 557 ancient massacres they inflicted.* Though the racial rack is in some evidence, Judy Sarah’s facial features register on the Jewdar only at minimum range if at all. So this Jewess could edge in close, strike without warning, do fearful damage to an innocent goyboy…and escape unscathed.

*pay no mind to Rabbi Kutler, who is hiding behind the counter and hoping to cop a quick feel when Judy gets busy with the borscht. He is, incidentally, brother-in-law to Dr. Itkowitz, the renowned nasal surgeon. For a specimen of his artistry, see Chandler, Dianne Sarah (IV/#E48).

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